If They're Breathing We're Leaving Tumbler

If They're Breathing, We're Leaving Tumbler – 20oz Stainless Steel Tumbler

Some calls just aren't ours.

This 20oz insulated stainless steel tumbler features the phrase:

"If They're Breathing, We're Leaving"

alongside a classic crime-scene body outline graphic. It's a humorous reminder of a reality well-known to coroners, medicolegal death investigators, and forensic professionals—if there's still a pulse, it's someone else's case.

Designed for those who appreciate a little dark humor with their coffee, this tumbler is perfect for long shifts, training classes, conferences, scene responses, or everyday use.

Features:

• 20oz insulated stainless steel tumbler
• Includes clear lid and reusable metal straw
• Double-wall insulation helps keep drinks hot or cold for hours
• Durable, lightweight, and travel-friendly
• Professionally printed design
• Ideal for coroners, medicolegal death investigators, medical examiners, autopsy personnel, forensic professionals, and students

A funny and practical gift for the death investigation professional who understands that sometimes the best response is simply: "Call EMS."