I'd Find You More Interesting If You Were Dead Tumbler
For most people, that's an insult.
For a death investigator, it's a professional observation.
This 20-ounce stainless steel tumbler features the darkly humorous phrase "I'd Find You More Interesting If You Were Dead" alongside a forensic-inspired design that perfectly captures the unique sense of humor shared by death investigators, coroners, medical examiners, forensic pathologists, and medicolegal professionals.
Whether you're heading to a scene, working through reports, attending training, or fueling up for a long shift, this tumbler keeps your favorite beverage close at hand while letting everyone know you have a very specific professional interest.
Features:
- Premium 20 oz stainless steel tumbler
- Includes reusable stainless steel straw
- Double-wall insulated design helps maintain beverage temperature
- Durable, lightweight construction
- Exclusive DITA Academy design
- Perfect for coffee, tea, water, and cold beverages
- Great conversation starter (or conversation ender)
Perfect For:
Medicolegal Death Investigators
Coroners
Medical Examiners
Forensic Pathologists
Autopsy Technicians
Crime Scene Investigators
Anyone with a healthy appreciation for forensic humor
Because some people collect stories. You collect cases.
Dark humor. Professional pride. Hydration.